In yesterday’s 7:55 a.m. morning ham radio rag chew net on the Lexington, SC 147.000 repeater, we discussed our use of various tools, including vice grips.

KG4TXO reported a time when he couldn’t get the vice grips tight enough, so he got a C-clamp to close the vice grips down. Ingenious!

KD4HDR clamped a pair of vice grips to his antenna mast outside his window. When he wanted to change the direction of the antenna, he just opened his window and used the vice grips to rotate the pole.

AD4AJ revealed that he needed to attach a ground wire to his antenna mast so in the moment he simply clamped it with a pair of vice grips. You guessed it…the vice grips are still there.

Later during the evening rag chew I related having built a go cart for my grandchildren starting with a pile of pipes. When I got the whole thing manufactured, the steering wheel hadn’t yet arrived, so I clamped a pair of vice grips to the steering column. We clocked my son-in-law at over 30 miles per hour with the vice grip steering wheel. KO4LMP.

ChatGPT said:

These stories illustrate the distinction between design and function. An engineer designs a tool to perform a particular function. But a resourceful person looks at the tool and sees not its intended purpose but its physical capabilities. Vise-Grips can clamp, hold, grip, twist, and transmit torque. Once you stop thinking of them as pliers and start thinking of them as a collection of capabilities, their possible applications multiply.

But there’s a distinction worth considering: ingenuity versus improvisation. Improvisation is finding a way to get something done with what you have. Ingenuity is recognizing possibilities that aren’t immediately obvious. Your four stories demonstrate both, although perhaps in different proportions.

And there’s something distinctly characteristic of farmers, mechanics, and amateur radio operators in all this. They’re accustomed to solving problems in situations where the correct part is unavailable, the hardware store is closed, or buying the proper equipment would cost more than the problem is worth.

And one final observation: The most remarkable thing about your story may be that four different amateur radio operators independently discovered four different applications for the same tool, and nobody seemed particularly surprised.

That may tell us as much about amateur radio operators as it does about Vise-Grips.

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