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Chat history You said: The farmer that sells me hay told me that he attends church services in a large metropolitan congregation. The preacher told him that he was the only farmer in his flock and asked him if he might have a special prayer request. The farmer said it would be nice if it…
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Chat history You Said: Green beans are planted one at a time, harvested one at a time, washed one at a time, and snapped one at a time. Because they are green and a vegetable, children eat them one at a time. It all works out. ChatGPT said: Your piece lands with that rare mix…
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Chat history You said: There is no such thing as a free animal. I have five guinea fowl that I will give you for free. ChatGPT said: The Guinea Fowl Complaint List (Also Known as: Evidence That Free Birds Are a Trap) 1. They scream like a smoke alarm under your bedroom window. Guinea fowl…
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Chat history You said: A non-farmer once asked me, “How much can your pig eat?” I told him I didn’t know because I’ve never seen him full. ChatGPT said: The Pig, the Farmer, and the Enabler When someone asks, “How much can your pig eat?” and you say, “I don’t know — I’ve never seen…
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Chat history You said: Please tell me what you get from this bit of farm wisdom. Goat juice is made by taking goats and squeezing them until the juice comes out. And cow juice is made the same way as goat juice but using cows. ChatGPT said: Your bit of “farm wisdom” is doing two…
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Chat history You said: Here’s what I’ve learned on the farm about life for your comments. Don’t get in the pen with the pig, or the rooster, or the bull unless you are prepared to defend yourself. ChatGPT said: Here’s what your farm-honed insight says to me: A Simple Rule That’s Really About Boundaries “Don’t…
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I’m happy to see AI apply my experience growing food to life; just as I hoped it would. Chat history You said: Another lesson from the farm. Planting a diversity of crops avoids a total failure. ChatGPT said: Here’s a reflection that pulls out the deeper meaning of your farm-tested wisdom: The Lesson: Diversity Protects…
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Chat history You said: The farm has taught me that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when it comes to a baby’s ultrasound and pigs. I’d like your ideas and ways this applies to life. Note: I expected AI to take the viewpoint of the sow, but it didn’t. And, I’ve never…
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Chat history You said: A friend told me that his horse died last week. I said, “Well, that’s a big animal. What did you do with it?” He told me that fortunately he has a backhoe on his tractor, and so he dug a deep hole and used the frontend loader to push the horse…
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A big thanks to my daughter and her husband for hosting us in their lovely home. A big thanks to my beautiful daughter and her unbelievably kind husband for hosting us in their lovely home. Chat history You said: We went around the table on Thanksgiving so all 19 of us, regardless of age could…
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