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Yesterday, ChatGPT responded to the following situation: A colleague of mine explained to me that his son was turning twelve. For his birthday present, and to encourage independence, his wife and he allowed their children to pick one family rule each year beginning with year twelve that they would no longer be responsible for. What…
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Chat history You said: A colleague of mine explained to me that his son was turning twelve. For his birthday present, and to encourage independence, his wife and he allowed their children to pick one family rule each year beginning with year twelve that they would no longer be responsible for. What are your thoughts?…
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Some people say that Peruvian Guinea Pig tastes a little like chicken. I didn’t think so. I took the attached picture before diving in. Chat history You said: I went to Lima Peru accompanied by my daughter and son-in-law. We took an excursion up the coast of Peru to some awesome ancient ruins and on…
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Chat history You said: There are hundreds of otherwise well-intentioned ways to kill a vegetable. ChatGPT said: Hereās what your quip evokes for meāand why itās a quietly profound bit of farm wisdom disguised as humor. Reflections on āThere are hundreds of otherwise well-intentioned ways to kill a vegetable.ā At first glance, itās funny because…
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The AI completely followed the optimist twist and seems to have missed the point of the original quip, meaning you cannot sow corn and reap potatoes. Chat history You said: The farmer who said, āYou reap what you sowā was an optimist. ChatGPT said: Hereās a broader life lesson drawn from your lineātrue to a…
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Chat history You said: The farmer that sells me hay told me that he attends church services in a large metropolitan congregation. The preacher told him that he was the only farmer in his flock and asked him if he might have a special prayer request. The farmer said it would be nice if it…
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Chat history You Said: Green beans are planted one at a time, harvested one at a time, washed one at a time, and snapped one at a time. Because they are green and a vegetable, children eat them one at a time. It all works out. ChatGPT said: Your piece lands with that rare mix…
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Chat history You said: There is no such thing as a free animal. I have five guinea fowl that I will give you for free. ChatGPT said: The Guinea Fowl Complaint List (Also Known as: Evidence That Free Birds Are a Trap) 1. They scream like a smoke alarm under your bedroom window. Guinea fowl…
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Chat history You said: A non-farmer once asked me, “How much can your pig eat?” I told him I didn’t know because I’ve never seen him full. ChatGPT said: The Pig, the Farmer, and the Enabler When someone asks, āHow much can your pig eat?ā and you say, āI donāt know ā Iāve never seen…
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Chat history You said: Please tell me what you get from this bit of farm wisdom. Goat juice is made by taking goats and squeezing them until the juice comes out. And cow juice is made the same way as goat juice but using cows. ChatGPT said: Your bit of āfarm wisdomā is doing two…